punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
  • embalm-my-body-n-make-it-pretty:

    I think the author of 50 shades of grey should write another trilogy instead of a straight couple,with a lesbian couple just bc lesbians

    I dont think the author of fifty shades of grey should write any porn again ever

    clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

    bumble-cas:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i:

jawlinesandcheekbones:





#NOT OKAY


WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?? YEAH, NOBODY. GO SIT IN THE CORNER.

    bumble-cas:

    bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

    i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i:

    jawlinesandcheekbones:

    image

    #NOT OKAY

    WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?? YEAH, NOBODY. GO SIT IN THE CORNER.

    cumleak:

    "i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"